Punny & Random Funny Bios

Punny & Random Funny Bios Collection:

A little wordplay and random fun:

In search of sleep, success, and snacks

Running on coffee, sarcasm, and bad ideas

My life: 50% sarcasm, 50% awkwardness

I need a six-month holiday, twice a year

I take selfies to save others from seeing me in person

Here for the memes and good times

My bio is as random as my mind

Currently starring in my own sitcom called “Life”