Goofy & Self-Deprecating Bios

Goofy & Self-Deprecating Bios Collection:

Making fun of myself since forever:

Full-time mess, part-time adult

My life’s a running joke

Winging it, one day at a time

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I wake up fabulous, but it’s a process

I apologize in advance for my posts

Kinda broke, kinda boujee

Too busy eating to update this bio