I’m not rude, I’m honest. The truth hurts, I know.
Yes, I’m smiling. That alone should scare you.
I put the “pro” in procrastinate 😜.
If you think I care, you’re on the wrong track.
My personality: 50% sarcasm, 50% bad timing.
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
Born to express, not to impress.
I don’t follow the crowd; the crowd follows me.
They say good vibes only—I say my vibes, my rules.
Love me or hate me, either way I’m on your mind.